Since nobody would step up and write a guest post about obama's state of the union speech, I borrowed this one on the recommendation of Marc. He was right, it is awesome. And I'm just kidding about the "nobody would step up". I'm sure most of you didn't want to watch that shit either...
Hey, aren’t I awesome? I killed Bin-Laden. Congress sucks because they won’t work with me. You kind of suck too, by the way. The rich, they also totally suck because they aren’t paying as much as Warren Buffet’s secretary. What we really need is a government program, and if you put that on my desk, I’ll sign the shit out of it right now. Not everything is bad, because Master Lock kicks ass. If you think things are bad today, it’s because we don’t work together like Navy Seals do. Did I mention I killed Bin-Laden? Goodnight capitalist pigs.
- Barack Obama
I borrowed this from
Shall Not Be Questioned. Go check them out...
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