Friday, May 10, 2013
Thursday, May 9, 2013
From BillyBob at 7:16 AM
From BillyBob at 7:10 AM
From BillyBob at 6:27 AM
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
From BillyBob at 7:33 AM
TOOLS AND HOW TO USE THEMSKIL SAW:A portable cutting tool used to make boards too short.BELT SANDER:An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.WIRE WHEEL:Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, 'Oh shit'.DRILL PRESS:A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.Channel Locks:Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.HACKSAW:One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle... It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.VISE-GRIPS:Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.OXYACETYLENE TORCH:Used almost entirely for igniting various flammable objects in your shop and creating a fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race.TABLE SAW:A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.Very effective for digit removal !!HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK:Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.BAND SAW:A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut large pieces into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST:A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of all the crap you forgot to disconnect.PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER:Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.COMMON SCREWDRIVER:A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.PRY BAR:A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.PVC PIPE CUTTER:A tool used to make plastic pipe too short.HAMMER:Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit.UTILITY KNIFE:Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door. Works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.AND THEN THESON OF A BITCH TOOL:Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'Son of a bitch' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need to do the job.
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
From BillyBob at 6:59 PM
WHAT IS AN INFIDEL ?
This is a true story and the author, Rick Mathes, is a well-known
Leader in prison ministry.
The man who walks with God always gets to his destination. If you
have a pulse you have a purpose.
The Muslim religion is the fastest growing religion per capita in
the United States , especially in the minority races!!
Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for
maintaining my state prison security clearance..
During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers
representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths , who
each explained their beliefs.
I was particularly interested in what the Islamic had to say. The Muslim
gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video.
After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers
then it was my turn. I directed my question to the Muslim and asked:
'Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and
clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the
infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a
command to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in heaven. If
that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?'
There was no disagreement with my statements and, without
hesitation, he replied, ' Non-believers! '
I responded, 'So, let me make sure I have this straight. All followers of
Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith
so they can have a place in heaven. Is that correct?'
The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command
to that of a little boy who had just been caught with his hand in
the cookie jar. He sheepishly replied, 'Yes.'
I then stated, 'Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine The Pope
commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr. Stanley
ordering all Protestants to do the same in order to guarantee them a
place in heaven!'
The Muslim was speechless! I continued,'I also have a problem with
being your friend when you and your brother clerics are telling your
followers to kill me! Let me ask you a question: Would you rather
have your Allah, who tells you to kill me in order for you to go to
heaven, or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am going to
heaven and He wants you to be there with me?'
You could have heard a pin drop as The Imam hung his head in shame.
Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the 'Diversification'
training seminar were not happy with my way of dealing with the
Islamic Imam, and exposing the truth about the Muslims' beliefs.
In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S. To
elect the President!
It is highly possible that in the future we may then end up with "Sharia Law":
I think everyone in the U.S. Should be required to read this, but with the
ACLU, there is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us
sends it on!
This is your chance to make a difference for your children and grandchildren...FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.....PLEASE SEND THIS ON .......